“New Quotes” !Big News! Time:Sensitive

There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected.Hey there everyone!!

Based on our preliminary numbers, it looks like we may reach capacity for our big upcoming event.

Make sure to arrive early to secure your spots, grab a drink or bite, and settle in.

There’s lots of people who have been working hard and long hours to make sure that you enjoy the best show possible.

In addition, there will be a professional “headliner” comic after the featured comics make their debut performances.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.You’ll get your money’s worth.

It’s happening Sunday, October 18
At Absolute Comedy Toronto
– on Yonge Street, just one and a half blocks north of Eglinton Ave
2335 Yonge St, Toronto, Ontario M4P 2C8

Show starts at 12:30 PM
Doors open at 11:30 AM (The time most people eat)

Tickets: $5 at the door
No reservations

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.Please invite your friends and come as a group.
It’s funnier that way. 🙂

Let’s laugh at the world together…

Love,
[)anish /|hmed, blind visionary